It may not be beach
season, but when it comes along, you have to be prepared. Unless you have to
deal with the following annoying characters, it can be pretty awesome.
Try your best to avoid them at all costs,
but try even harder not to be them.
1.
People with too much stuff
The cooler, we get. The folding table, pop-up tent, portable grill and inflatable sofa? Not so much.
The cooler, we get. The folding table, pop-up tent, portable grill and inflatable sofa? Not so much.
2. People
blasting super-loud music
Mostly because it’s usually bad hip hop tunes.
Mostly because it’s usually bad hip hop tunes.
3. People
who let their kids act like maniacs
No no, we love getting sand kicked into our face while listening to fart jokes.
No no, we love getting sand kicked into our face while listening to fart jokes.
4. People
wearing thongs (no matter what their body looks like)
Or worse yet: People wearing less than thongs.
Or worse yet: People wearing less than thongs.
5. People
with terrible hand-eye coordination playing ball sports
We’re sure you’re good at a lot of things, but catching a Frisbee before it crashes into our head is not one of them.
We’re sure you’re good at a lot of things, but catching a Frisbee before it crashes into our head is not one of them.
6. Kids
who dig holes and don’t fill them back in
Which we always seem to “find” and almost break our ankles in.
Which we always seem to “find” and almost break our ankles in.
7. People
with no regard for personal space
By all means, block our sun with your umbrella. It’s not why we came or anything.
By all means, block our sun with your umbrella. It’s not why we came or anything.
8. The
guy ogling all the girls in bikinis
Yes, dude. That 17-year-old definitely wants to meet up for some beers later.
Yes, dude. That 17-year-old definitely wants to meet up for some beers later.
9. The
couple engaging in way too much PDA
You guys, there are children here.
You guys, there are children here.
10. People
with the skin of a 40-year-old leather bag
Not the worst per se, we’re just worried about you guys.
Not the worst per se, we’re just worried about you guys.
11. People
who litter
Really? Just don’t!
Really? Just don’t!
12. People
who splash you when you’re clearly trying to preserve your just-washed hair
Ughhhhhhh.
Ughhhhhhh.
13. People
who shake out their sandy towels in the middle of a crowded area
Eyesight is overrated, we guess.
Eyesight is overrated, we guess.
14. People
who had one too many sips from the bottle of rosé they smuggled in
Guilty.
Guilty.
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